The Big Bang Theory Series Transcripts -- First Season Episodes 07-09

New season one transcripts are available for The Big Bang Theory episodes 07 to 09 at SheldonFan.com.

Brief episode summaries are also now available for the first two seasons, useful if you need a quick overview to locate a specific episode.

If you'd prefer, PDF versions of transcripts are also available for download.

Episode 07: The Dumpling Paradox

Penny becomes the new Halo partner for the guys when Wolowitz finds himself involved in a trist with Penny's visiting friend. The guys find Penny less than reliable, however, as she turns down the next Halo night for an evening out dancing.

Episode 08: The Grasshopper Experiment

Rajesh's parents meddle by setting him up with a childhood friend. He discovers he can talk with women, so long as he has some alcohol in him. Soon, he is treating his parent's setup to an obnoxious evening out.

Episode 09: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Leonard and Sheldon butt heads over a research paper that Sheldon has no interest in presenting to those attending a respected conference.

Enjoy!

The Big Bang Theory Series Transcripts -- First Season Episodes 04-06

Season One Transcripts are now available for episodes 04 to 06 on SheldonFan.com. If you're interested in quote mining some gold from Sheldon's verbose past, here is your chance.

Note that PDF versions of transcripts we've prepared are also available for download.

Episode 04: The Luminous Fish Effect

Sheldon's flippant attitude with the new Caltech Department Head causes him to lose his job. After peculiar experiments and even more peculiar behavior follow, Leonard is forced to do the only thing he can--call Sheldon's mother.

Episode 05: The Hamburger Postulate

Leonard finds love, but not with Penny from across the hall. The romance is nothing but disturbing for roommate physicist Sheldon who can't figure out how to handle the situation.-

Episode 06: The Middle Earth Paradigm

Penny invites all the guys over to a costumed Halloween party, but the geek squad encounters more than they expect from the social gathering.

Enjoy!

The Big Bang Theory Series Transcripts -- First Season Episodes 01-03

Consider this your "heads up!" that transcripts for the first three episodes of The Big Bang Theory, season one, are now available on the wesite! Each episode also features a downloadable and searchable PDF if you'd prefer not to browse them via the SheldonFan.com website.

For the moment, the PDFs are also the only way to search for quotes or tidbits you might be interested in finding. We're hoping the website is indexed soon so that full search features, for both the site and transcripts, will become functional.

Sorry, we're just that brand new!

We're also working hard to get more transcripts complete--slavishly watching the episodes over and over. (It is terrible work! *cough*)

In the meantime, we'd love feedback from you about the format of the transcripts as they appear on the SheldonFan.com website. Love it? Hate it? Hard to read or just perfect? Let us know!

For those interested, the first three episodes (with complimentary Sheldon quotes ... you're welcome) are:

S01E01: Pilot -- "I don't know what your odds are in the world as a whole, but as far as the population of this car goes? You're a veritable Mack Daddy."

S01E02: The Big Bran Hypothesis -- "Well, we don't have a dolly, or lifting belts, or any measurable upper body strength."

S01E03: The Fuzzy Boots Corollary --"When I learn that I'm a robot, would I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?"

Enjoy!